January 2012
December 2011
ummmm a boy is sleeping in my bed tonight oh my god
Watchdisenchanted-wonderland:
I wait for a movie to buffer with my iphone-wife, Karen.
the best
a man with a new breed of narcolepsy in which the condition manifests itself every 5 seconds at a karaoke rapping super bass
three women huddled in a circle in the back of a hallmark store with their hands gripping a greeting card with a picture of a man in a wet t-shirt that says Hey Sexy I Heard What You Wanted For Your Birthday one woman slaps her knees and says oh my god this is SO bad and the woman beside her slaps her face saying oh my god YOURE BAD which causes the other woman to retaliate, knocking the nude male...
Iggy Azalea ft. YG400 - D.R.U.G.Z.
i want to stick my arm down my mouth and pull at the inside of my waist upwards until everything comes out through my throat nd i’m all inside out
my boyfriend is part of the donner party he’s gonna beat you up and then e at you if you say that mean thing you said again
